archives: April 2004

I rule.

April 11, 2004
"I am queen of this house. No wait, I’m god of this house. I can do it all I tell you! Today is Easter. Today is also the day I worked my ass off and survived. It began with waking up, taking care of Alex, and realizing that the sounds from the fireplace were [...]"

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I'm Amy. I'm 27. I'm married to him. I have 4 kids. 3 sons & 1 daughter. Yes, in that order. If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to adopt triplet girls. I'm an elementary education major. I'm also a tiger cub den leader and the pack website coordinator. My favorite thing to do is to lay on the floor and be very very still. More?

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OMG the doctor said "he is so annoying" to me in front of my son! That is so unprofessional. I'm in shock. # 2010/09/01
Is practicing saying no: No. No. No. No. No! No! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! Ok, I'll do it. FAIL. # 2010/08/26
Proof I am a volunteer magnet: I just got a random out of the blue call asking me if I would be a sunday school teacher for 3rd grade. # 2010/08/24
Yes, I am a hypocrite. I tell Joe no more hobbies, and yet I go ahead and keep volunteering to do more things. At least he loves me for it! # 2010/08/23
Me: What do you kids want for lunch? Zoe: (raises arms in the air) Sushi! Me: My kids have awesome ideas. # 2010/08/23

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The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built
If I ever throw a Superbowl party I am totally making this. Or maybe I should make it next year party or no party. Or maybe I should run out to the store right now and make it this year just for me and the family.

Porn industry seeks federal bailout - CNN.com
"It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly." So apparently Americans can't have sex without watching a video of Girls Gone Wild. Aha ha ha ha ha.

Michigan Twins Born on Different Days, Months and Years - Fox News
Too bad this didn't happen earlier. I did a research paper on Twins for biology last semester, including a section of twins born on different days. This would have really helped my paper!

7 Classic Disney Movies That Taught Us Terrible Lessons - Cracked.com
Someone has finally come up with the reasons as to why me and so many other woman are screwed up. Disney!

JournalSpace.com
Now lets not point fingers and laugh at Journal Space for not thinking about preventing a problem like this in the first place. Remember karma.